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Super Cute Jokes

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I found out that a girl who I thought disliked me actually thinks I'm super cute, like a puppy.

Her exact words were "You little son of a bitch"

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In every friend group, apparently 1 out of 10 people are gay.

I hope it's Tyler, he's super cute.

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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

Kleptomaniac girlfriend

I work at a workout shop called Sweat. It's bit of a janky place.
Soon, after I started working there, I start dating a kelpto who has too much fun stealing.
She's super cute and otherwise perfect.
Winter rolls around and she gets bored.

GF wants to rob my work.

It's like -10°...

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