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Sunny D Jokes

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What do Hitler and Sunny D have in common?

They both like their juice with extra chemicals.

A piece of string was walking down the street…

It was hot and he saw a bar. He walked into the bar and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, I do not serve string in here. The piece of string left dejected.

The next day the same piece of string on the same street with the same sort of hot sunny day was st...

Just got back from the tanning bed

Guess that’s not what my wife meant by get some Sunny D.

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If you go to a nude beach on a bright day...

You get a sunny d

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What do you call Apollo's penis?

Sunny D.

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Three men in the desert find a genie...

Three guys get trapped in a cave beneath the desert. They find a lamp with a genie. The genie offers each of them a chance to dive into a pool of their favorite drink.

One guy runs from a diving platform and yells "beer" and lands in a pool of beer. Another guy runs and yells "Sunny D" and l...

Guy runs into a bar

Guy runs into a bar around noon on a sunny day. He barrels his way towards the bar where no one but the bartender is around and says “quick, give me ten shots of your best whiskey!” Without skipping a beat, the bartender sets him with all ten shots lined up on the bar, and the guy hits them one afte...

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