Why did the conspiracy theorist have such strong legs?
Because he spent so much time jumping to conclusions
A man goes into a restaurant with an ostrich
They sit down and order:
'I'd like a hamburger, fries and a Coke,' says the man, then turns towards the ostrich. 'And you?'
'The same', says the ostrich.
A few minutes later, the waitress brings the food and the bill.
'$6.40,' she says.
The man takes out the exact ...
A cowboy walks into a livery stable and asks for a horse...
"I need a horse, but I'm short on cash. What can I get for $25?" the cowboy asks the owner.
"Well, for fifteen I can give you 'ol Bill. He's seen a few years but he's still a fast horse" replies the owner.
"Why so cheap then?"
"Well, he ain't so good at listening. You see, he ge...
I walked past a woman in the club who was dancing on the table.
She was at least 300lb.
I said "those are some strong legs!"
She smiled and said "Thanks!"
I said "I was talking about the table."
One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, 'Please god, give me the strength to cross this river.' Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the secon...
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