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I said to my wife, "I've been so busy I don't know whether I'm coming or going !"

She said, "By the look on your face you're going.
Because when you're coming, you look like a fucking stroke victim trying to whistle."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call the men I kidnap and jerk off against their will?

Stroke Victims.

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