A soapbox orator addresses a crowd on the glories of communism
“Come the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream!” A man at the front whimpers, “But I don’t like strawberries and cream.” The speaker thunders, “Come the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!”
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A guy was driving down a long stretch of country highway, when he approached a fruit stand.
The sign above read, "We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!" The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says, "So, you have peaches that taste l...
An old couple are starting to lose their memories...
...so they go to the doctor. "You're fine," says the doctor, "but I think you ought to start writing things down so you can remember them more easily."
Later that night, the man and his wife are watching TV. The man gets up and says to his wife, "I'm just getting a snack, would you like one?...
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