UPJOKE

Stimulus Check Jokes

Got my stimulus check on St. Patrick’s Day

Call that luck of the IRS.

I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens

Money for nothing, and the chicks for free

What's easier to get from Trump than a stimulus check?

A pardon.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the difference between my stimulus check and my penis?

My wife will blow my stimulus check

I think stimulus checks should also extend to all waterfowl.

Because ducks have bills too, you know.

If you want to grow your money, send me your 600$ stimulus check I can PROMISE you 18% month over month returns..

... as long as you promise not to google Charles Ponzie

Someone tickled me today and then asked: "Did you feel that?"

It was nice to finally receive a stimulus check.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

'Economic Stimulus' payment

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal gover...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.