Although my wife is still young, I think she's showing early signs old dementia.
For example, twice this week she told me she doesn't remember what she saw in me.
A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."
So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.
The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.
The third guy doesn't go anywhere.
6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all...
My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.
I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.
A blonde is walking past a pasture
Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him "How come those cows don't have horns? I thought cows have horns." Farmer, happy to explain the situation to polite woman nods and says "You see miss, we often remove horns from cows. That way they don't get into accide...
Airplane Joke
An old man, one dumb guy and a child were on an airplane. Suddenly, the engine went haywire and the plane started to lose altitude. After the pilot and the crew escaped safely, there were only two parachutes left. The dumb guy quickly made his move, grabbed a bag and jumped outside. The old man told...
One to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of lot of people.
If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running to you, you're old.
The Coronavirus is deadliest for the elderly.
Might as while go out and get it now, while you're still young.
If I die
A married couple are talking one night when she asks him, “If I die will you remarry?” “I’m still young so yes.” “Would she live in our house?” “Well, it is paid off so yes” “Would she drive my car?” “That’s fairly new and paid off so I don’t see why not.” “Would she use my gol...
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