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What does a romantic bachelor and The Chinese Communist Party have in common?

They will both steal your heart.

Never date an Aztec priest.

Theyโ€™ll steal your heart.

What did the sociopath say to the kleptomaniac?

Im gonna steal your heart.

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Racist/Nationally prejudiced pick up lines.

I'm not black, but I'll steal your heart.

Hey girl, I'm not Asian, but I'll eat that pussy.

I'm not from Russia, but you make me blush-a.

If you were a Jihadist, would you blow me first?

Did you just have curry? Because that ass is getting blasted tonight.

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