UPJOKE

I got my STD test back today, It says "50". Should I be worried?

On the Bright side, My IQ test came positive.

As the doctor conducting your STD tests..

I want to congratulate you on your positive results!

Just hope they don't name it after me

My body is all messed up. All messed up I tell ya. It hurts to pee, I can't quit itching my balls...I'm even losing skin on my pecker (and there ain't much to lose I tell ya)...
So I go to my doctor and they do all the std tests known to man.

Two weeks later the doctor calls me back and...

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