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LPT: Stay hydrated and dump your old bong water

SLPT: Do that in one action

There were three men driving across the desert in a Cadillac.

All of a sudden, the car just stops, so they all get out and start walking. After a little bit, Guy 1 runs back to where the car was left and returns with the hood of the car.

The other two ask, “Why’d you do that?”
Guy 1: “Well, we can hold this over our heads so we don’t overheat!”
Gu...

Three guys are walking in the desert...

After they are walking for a while they start talking and taking inventory of their supplies.

The first man says that he brought a sandwich, so if they get hungry they will have something to eat.

The second man says that he brought water, so they can stay hydrated on their journey.
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A Tourist in Egypt is walking through the desert...

A Tourist in Egypt is walking through the desert on his way from one Oasis to another.

After a while, he spots a man, sitting in the middle of the desert, looking like he was holding on to an invisible steering wheel, and loudly going "Vroom! Vrooooom!!". Confused, he stepped closer. "Excuse...

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