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Stay Focused Jokes

I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused...

He always went off on a tangent.



I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

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The magic hand. (Long)

A man was going to be going out of town for a while on a work trip, and wanted to make sure his wife didn’t cheat on him. So he decided to go to a sex toy shop to get her something to entertain herself with while he’s away. He enters the store and describes his predicament to the shopkeeper. “If you...

I lost my astronomy job at the observatory

No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay focused

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There was once a tiny sperm,

pretty tiny as compared to the others he found himself around.

But unlike the others, he did not like to practice. Most of the time, he would jump around, making fun of others while they were all trying to perfect their swimming.

His comrades tried to advise him to stay focused, but ...

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There are two types of people in this world

Those who can stay focused and finish a task, and oh, look, a butterfly!

I said to my boss "nice new mercedes" . He said..

.. "Well if you hit your targets, work hard, stay focused next year I’ll be able to buy an even better one"

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James and Adam are great neighbours...

One day, Adam was complaining to James that he needed to paint a room in his house but was overwhelmed with the amount of work he had at his office.

James tells him "you've been a great neighbour to me all these years, go off to work and I'll take care of the painting for you".

Adam i...

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