What do Australia and The Spice Girls have in common?
The rest of us are trying our best but Victoria is ruining it for everyone.
What did the Spice Girl say when she messed up on her dance moves?
"Hey, I'm only Cumin!"
(I know! It great! Thought of that last night while making dinner!)
David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.
After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"
The Spice Girls had a Mel B and a Mel C, but what happened to Mel A?
A be C
Did you hear the Spice Girls are putting on a reunion tour? Sporty Spice, Posh Spice, Scary Spice and Baby Spice are all on board, but Ginger Spice turned them down.
Luckily they signed Donald Trump to replace her; he’ll be performing as Pumpkin Spice.
Me: I'm here for medication to help with my fear of the spice girls
Doctor: we have 3 types so tell me what you want
Me[screams]
The Spice Girls want to remind you to set your clocks back an hour tonight.
Because tonight is the night, when two becomes one.
Does anyone know what happened to the spice girls?
They all became old spice
I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.
I couldn’t believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.
Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls?
They remind him too much of his mother.
I'll see myself out.
This year we finally learned who the worst spice girl is
It's Sean
Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together.
Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.
Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls
Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.
A spicy joke
Spice Girl Melanie C planned to write a book on the history of portraiture...
But apparently "Chisholm on Faces" wasn't an appropriate title.
I’ve been trying to write a song about Daylight Savings Time
But I haven’t been able to come up with anything better than Spice Girls’ 2 become 1
Ross Noble on Victoria Beckham
I don't know if you’re across this, but currently the country’s going through what scientists call "the Spice Girls paradigm" Everyone's trying really hard, but Victoria's ruining it.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...
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