Southern Comfort Jokes - 4 Hilarious Southern Comfort Jokes

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What do you call a cocktail of vodka, orange juice, sloe gin, and southern comfort?

A slow, comfortable, screw.

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Pissed Off

A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight."

The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit worse for the wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink an...

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3 Women

Are sitting in a salon getting their hair done, talking about their husbands.

The first woman says: "I call my husband "Long John", because he has a loooong John!"

The second says: "I call my husband "Big Willy", because he's got a biiiiig willy!"

The third says: "I call my husb...

Three southern woman sitting in the hair salon talking about the pet names for their men.

First woman says "I call my man Southern Comfort, cos he's a big man and he keeps me warm all night in bed"

Second woman's says "I call my man Budweiser cos his name is Buddy and he's the wisest man I ever met"

Third women says "I call my man Drambuie, cos he is one hell of a fancy lic...

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