Southern Comfort Jokes

A slow, comfortable, screw.

A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight."

The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit worse for the wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink an... read more

Are sitting in a salon getting their hair done, talking about their husbands.

The first woman says: "I call my husband "Long John", because he has a loooong John!"

The second says: "I call my husband "Big Willy", because he's got a biiiiig willy!"

The third says: "I call my husb... read more