Today I met someone who never finishes his proverbs.
It’s very irritating to talk to him, but you know what they say,
What is the favourite instrument of someone who never gets laid?
Incello.
What do you call someone who never farts in public?
A PRIVATE TUTOR
A man had an adult daughter who he loved dearly but rarely met. He decided to send her a letter, and in it was hundreds of pieces of advice to help her succeed in life.
The advice ranged from career to cooking to basic mechanics; it was like a manual for life, and it took him a good while to rewrite, condense, and perfect.
When he went to the post office to send the letter, he met the mail deliverer Kurt. Kurt said he would deliver the letter.
The man...
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