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How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme.

why was the whale so rich?

Because it was whale-thy

why are irish men so rich?

because their capital is dublin

My boss is so rich

My boss is so rich he even bought a kid for his dog to play with.

Why are crematoriums so rich?

..Because they urn alot...

The kids in my neighborhood are so rich

They are still TPing houses.

How did the juggler become so rich?

He knew how to balance his checkbook.

Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich?

Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!

My friend is so rich

He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician

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Why are so many pornstars so rich?

They get paid loads.

Why was Muhummad so rich?

He made a good profit

Why are people that work at bread factories so rich?

Because they make lots of bread

How did the circus owner get so rich?

He spent years paying his employees peanuts.

Why was the circumcision doctor so rich ?

He kept all of the tips

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A young boy is asking his father how he got so rich in the stock market.

The father says, “well son, I do a lot of careful research. I find a stock that is solid, has a lot of promise, has good people behind it, and I take $100 and invest $100 in that stock. Then I take $1000 and short sell that same stock with the $1000.”

The son says, “how does that make any sen...

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is the sculptor so rich?

He made six figures

I just found out why Rabbi’s are so rich.

Apparently they get to keep the tips.

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- Would you believe me? Tom is so rich that he has a golden toilet in his house!

– No way! You have to be kidding me!

– Last weekend he had a house party, and I was there. I was really surprised when I saw his toilet!

– I don't believe you. Let's visit him.

The two friends go to Tom's house. The first one knocks on a door and he is welcomed by Tom's wife, wh...

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Why are Jews so rich?

They are always looking for prophets.

Four guys meet at their 25 year high school reunion…

They sit at a table and begin catching up. They hadn’t spoken to each other since graduation. One guy gets up and excuses himself to use the restroom.

In his absence, the other begin talking about how rich and successful they’ve become and as a result how rich and successful their sons are. ...

4 men were talking inside a bar.

One of the men went to the bathroom and the other men started talking about their sons.

The first man says: "My son is so rich, he just bought a mansion and gave it to his boyfriend".
The second one said: "My son is so rich, he bought a Ferrari and gave it to his boyfriend"
The third on...

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r/Jokes, do you know this man?

Rich was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Rich, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Rich ...

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Four men are talking...

They are talking about how rich their sons are. The first said: "My son is so rich last time he bought his lover a luxurious Mercedes" "That's nothing"- said the second-"mine bought his lover last time a luxurious yacht" "Well thats cute"-responded the third-"Mine bought his lover a luxurious 12000 ...

Four dads are arguing, each dad claims to have the best son in the world.

The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. He has even appeared on many TV shows. He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country....

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