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Yo momma is so dumb

That she tried to drown herself on a pool table

Yo momma is so dumb

It took her 9 months to come up with a joke.

Yo mama so dumb

She heard there was a sale on color TVs, and she tried to buy a green one.

Your mom is so dumb...

that she returned the donuts to Krispy Kreme because they had holes in them.

(5 year old nephew told me this)

Yo mama so dumb...

...she tells yo mama jokes to you and your siblings.

Yo mama so dumb, the only test she got an A on was her blood test

...and even then, it was an A minus!

Yo mama so dumb, When the doctor told her she was pregnant,

She asked, "Is it mine?"

Your momma so dumb..

The brain eating amoeba she contracted starved to death

Yo mama so dumb

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

Your mama is so dumb

She had to study for a urine test

Your mom so dumb...

She threw a rock at the ground and missed

My brother is so dumb he got fired from the Dollar store...

because he couldn't remember the prices

Your mama so dumb

She climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

A man asks god...

Man:"Why did you make women so beautiful?"
God:"So you would love her."
Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb?"
God:"So she would love you."

I'm so dumb and out of shape

My resting heart rate is higher than my IQ

Yo Mama is so dumb she thinks there has been......

eleven World Wars

Yo momma so dumb she waits for the stop signs to turn green

She so ugly they do

Yo Momma is so dumb

She put the newspaper in the TV and called it Paper View.

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Yo mama is so dumb...

...She refused to give your dad a blowjob because she thought he'd lose his unemployment benefit.

My sister is so dumb, she tells everyone she is bipolar

Because she is working at two different strip clubs.

Your momma's so dumb...

She thought a quarterback was a refund

My brother is so dumb.

He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough.

Yo momma so dumb....

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

There once was a guy so dumb, he got sent to colombia for coke

He returned with pepsi

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones who go to school.

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Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No...

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

So dumb it makes me laugh every time i hear it

me: knock knock

them: who's there

me: Dwayne

them: Dwayne who

me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!

Yo mama so dumb

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

My ex-girlfriend was so dumb

She thought manual labor was a Mexican migrant worker.

Your mama's so dumb ...

... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"

Yo mama so dumb...

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R...

Yo mama so dumb..

On a hot summer day she saw some dry fruits, felt bad, then tried to rehydrate them.

A couple of counterfeiters made a mistake one time and ended up with a batch of $15 bills

One of them says "We gotta get rid of these things. We'll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They're so dumb they won't know a thing."

So off they go. Soon they arrive at a gas station and buy some gas. The guy at the counter looks a little simpleminded.

"Hey can you break a 1...

I’m so dumb I can’t even spell debt.

Probably because I didn’t go to college.

I knew this guy who was so dumb...

he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home.

People buying Apple products are so dumb.

Sent from my iPhone.

A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

**EDIT**: Okaaay, this is on the front page? It's a joke my friends 9 year old son told me that...

There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke

He brought back Pepsi

One day, a husband said to his wife, “I don’t know how you got to be so beautiful and so dumb at the same time.”

The wife responded, “Allow me to explain…”
“God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so I would be attracted to you.”

A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.

To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And why did you mak...

haha Belgians dumb

The King of Belgian visits the King of the Netherlands and laments that the Dutch people always make fun of the Belgian people. "Can't you just do something rediculously stupid? That way we have something to make fun of you. Just make a bridge in the middle of the desert, that would be so dumb"
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I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes

And thought, "Wow, dogs are so dumb!" Then i realised i just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes.

I hate it when people use "you're" and "your" incorrectly

There so dumb

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A Redditor told me “Yo momma’s so dumb that she doesn’t get most of the content on r/jokes.”

“Oh yeah?” I said, “well, yo momma’s so dumb that she doesn’t get *any* of the content on r/all.”

I wanted to come back with something original, but all I could muster was a shitty riposte.

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I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answ...

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