So Dumb Jokes

That she tried to drown herself on a pool table

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

that she returned the donuts to Krispy Kreme because they had holes in them.

(5 year old nephew told me this)

Man:"Why did you make women so beautiful?"
God:"So you would love her."
Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb?"
God:"So she would love you."

...and even then, it was an A minus!

The brain eating amoeba she contracted starved to death

She climbs over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

...she tells yo mama jokes to you and your siblings.

It took her 9 months to come up with a joke.

She asked, "Is it mine?"

She heard there was a sale on color TVs, and she tried to buy a green one.

She so ugly they do

because he couldn't remember the prices

My resting heart rate is higher than my IQ

She had to study for a urine test

eleven World Wars

She threw a rock at the ground and missed

Because she is working at two different strip clubs.

She thought a quarterback was a refund

He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough.

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

She put the newspaper in the TV and called it Paper View.

He returned with pepsi

me: knock knock

them: who's there

me: Dwayne

them: Dwayne who

me: dwayne the bathtub! i'm dwowning!

She thought her indigestion was lactose intolerance living in the milky way.

She thought manual labor was a Mexican migrant worker.

... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"

On a hot summer day she saw some dry fruits, felt bad, then tried to rehydrate them.

One of them says "We gotta get rid of these things. We'll go to Florida. I know a little town there. They're so dumb they won't know a thing."

So off they go. Soon they arrive at a gas station and buy some gas. The guy at the counter looks a little simpleminded.

"Hey can you break a 1... read more

Probably because I didn’t go to college.

he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home.

He brought back Pepsi

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R... read more

Sent from my iPhone.

She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".

The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."

**EDIT**: Okaaay, this is on the front page? It's a joke my friends 9 year old son told me that... read more

Because they shoot the ones who go to school.

The wife responded, “Allow me to explain…”
“God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so I would be attracted to you.”

And thought, "Wow, dogs are so dumb!" Then i realised i just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes.

There so dumb

To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And why did you mak... read more

The King of Belgian visits the King of the Netherlands and laments that the Dutch people always make fun of the Belgian people. "Can't you just do something rediculously stupid? That way we have something to make fun of you. Just make a bridge in the middle of the desert, that would be so dumb"
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