So A Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes - 4 Hilarious So A Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes

So a man walks into a bar...

and never comes back for my entire childhood.

Where are you dad?

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So a man walks into a bar with a gun

He yells “Which one one of you twats nailed my wife ?!” as he his gun.

Someone at the end of the bar suddenly says :

“You don’t have enough bullets mate !”

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So a man walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches,...

So a man walks into a bar...

And sees an extraordinarily short man playing the piano. He ignores this, as he then spots a lamp on his usual barstool. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie, with a commanding genie esque voice says that he will grant the man one wish.
The man replies "Awesome! I want a million bucks...

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