So a guy walks into a bar and orders a pint of less.
The bartender asks, "What's less?" The guy says "I don't know but the doctor told me I have to start drinking it."
So a guy walks into a bar and sees three steaks taped to the ceiling....
He then asks the bartender “why are there three steaks taped to the ceiling?” The bartender says “well you get one shot, if you jump up and touch one of the steaks then you get free drinks for the rest of the day, however if you miss, you must buy everyone else’s drinks for the next hour.” The guy p...
So a guy walks into a bar.
He drags his feet to the bar, and sits a bag on the counter top.
The bag moves a little bit, and the bartender says, " Hey man, no animals in the bar."
The guy looks at him and starts pulling some things out of the bag: a small bench, a small piano, a little book and a small 12" man i...
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