Ole and Sven are elderly friends who die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks And go to Hell.
The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them
‘Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?’
Ole replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.’
T...
How the Angel Came to be on Top of the Christmas Tree
There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them. ...
Our new Space Force is exploring mars
The new Space Force has finally arrived at mars, and an exploration ship has been investigating the snow and ice covered North Pole area.
A field biologist excitedly rushes in to his general, and exclaims, “Sir, incredible news! We have discovered a strange, silicon-based form of life in the...
Snow and Ice
A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour. finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing, she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow or ice to find a snowplow and follow it.
He Said" That's very good a...
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Rabbi's wang-bang
The Rabbi and his wife were expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The cong...
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