Mother Superior gathers all 100 nuns in the chapel.
"I'm afraid we have some bad news," the Mother Superior says. "It appears one of you has been sneaking out and sinning behind the chapel walls."
99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles.
"We know this because we found a used condom just outside the gates."
99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles. ...
A burglar is sneaking out of a house...
Waiting outside are two cops. One points a can of pepper spray at the criminal.
"FREEZE IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL USE FORCE!"
The burglar nods, puts his hands up and stands still. After a few seconds, the cop steps forward and touches his arm. Suddenly looking confused and angry, the cop s...
Sandy, an 18 year old boy, desperately wants a car.
However, his mother forcibly tells him no. Sandy, undeterred, decides to get a job to pay. He applies for many jobs, ranging from a mechanic to delivering newspapers. However, he is not accepted for any of them. Slowly, he gives up on his dream of buying a car.
Weeks later, Sandy tells his mo...
So a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde all work in a very small office
One day their boss Ms. White tells them, "Hey guys, I am going to knock off a little early. I'll see you tomorrow."
Well, the three ladies start talking and they all decide that since the boss wasn't around, they were going to leave too. The red head went to meet her friends at a bar, th...
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