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My girlfriend's vagina smells like roses...

But, Rose's is tighter.

What’s Red and smells like Blue paint?

Red paint.

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What’s long, green and smells like ham?

Kermit’s dick

Courtesy of my kid when she was seven: what’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What's 30' long and smells like piss?

>!The line dance at the senior home!<

I can't believe my unscented deodorant really smells like nothing.

That's nonsense!

"hey grandma, it smells like death in here"

"...grandma?"

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What's russian and smells like shit?

vladimir pootin.

If it looks like a dog, smells like a dog, and tastes like a dog...

Then your a monster

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit Farts..

My 7 yr. old neice told me this the other day, and I bout lost my shit..lolol

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermits fingers.



Also....



What is green and goes 100 MPH?

Frog in a blender.

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You know you’re fat when your piss smells like gravy.

You know you’re really fat when it tastes like gravy.

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You know what a 70 year Olds ass smells like?

Depends

People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal.

But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.

If your urine smells like alcohol, you may have a drinking problem

If your urine tastes like alcohol, you definitely do have a drinking problem

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Something smells like shit, was that Bob?

I don’t know, Axe him.

My dream is to create a fragrance that smells like a gas station.

I'd call it Per Fume.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and taste like shit...

You have gone too far to identify!

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What’s orange and smells like hippopotamus shit?

Zippy’s bellend.

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

What is small, brown and smells like caramel ?

A diabetic who has been struck by lightning

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It’s called Elon Musk

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