What's green and smells like fish?

a green fish

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The Wise Rabbi

A nazi once approached a Jewish rabbi.
"How are you jews so clever? Tell me or I'll kill you!" he demanded.
The rabbi stroked his beard. "Ok, I'll tell you, but first you must become more spiritual. Go and fast for 40 days. Each day, immerse yourself in freezing water."

40 days later, ...

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Grumpy and Dopey go to a convent

They go up to mother superior and Grumpy asks
"Do you have a really short nun working here?"
"Well i dont believe so" says the nun.
"Are you sure" asks Dopey, "she smells like fish."
"I'm afraid i can't help you" responds the mother superior.
Grumpy turns to Dopey and says
"I tol...

I need help. Whenever I call my redheaded wife "my little mermaid" she always lights up

How else can I politely say "your bottom half smells like fish"?

what's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus...

one has a moustache and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus

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