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Smells Bad Jokes

What do you call a fairy that smells bad

Stinkerbell!

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What’s between my legs and smells bad

Your mom

What's runny and smells bad?

A marathon runner

What do you give a house that smells bad?

A basemint

If an ant smells bad, what is it called?

De-Oder-Ant

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What are sometimes moist, smells bad and requires going down to get in it?

Basements.

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A man walks into an eco-friendly sandwich shop.

He takes a few steps in and realizes that the place smells like . The man asks a lady sitting down what the smell is all about.

"This place uses cow manure to power the place. It smells bad, but it does help the ecosystem."

The man is confused, but since the place has good food r...

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A couple are on a roadtrip

The husband is driving, and accidentally hits a raccoon. They get out to check, and the poor thing is alive but feels very cold. The get it in the car to bring to an animal hospital.

The husband says "hold it between your legs to help warm it up"

She says "but its wet, and smells bad"...

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The secret fishing bait

An angler walks into a tackle shop and heads to the counter. “Give me the best bait you’ve got,” he says. “My buddy told me there’s a fishing spot down by the creek here, and he always get lots of bites when using your bait.”

The clerk pulls out a small jar of bait which fills the shop with ...
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