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Smell So Bad Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why do French ghosts smell so bad?

Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".

Why do farts smell so bad?

So deaf people can appreciate them too

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Do you know why your feet smell so bad?

Because they grow from your ass.

Why did the alphabet smell so bad after its letters were rearranged?

Because it had a vowel movement.

Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?

Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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