Why did the alphabet smell so bad after its letters were rearranged?
Because it had a vowel movement.
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Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?
Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?
Everybody loves Putin!
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