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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he plays with Pooh
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Why do French ghosts smell so bad?

Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".
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Why do farts smell so bad?

So deaf people can appreciate them too
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Do you know why your feet smell so bad?

Because they grow from your ass.

Why did the alphabet smell so bad after its letters were rearranged?

Because it had a vowel movement.
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Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?

Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!
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