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Smell Like Jokes

You know what old people smell like?

Depends!

What does Popeyes fingers smell like?

Olive Oil

Why did Barbie smell like fish?

Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.

If it doesn’t taste like covid and it doesn’t smell like covid

It’s probably covid

Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?

A broken nose.

What does milking a cow smell like?

Dairy Air

Dude, does my finger smell like dirt or like feces?

\- Like feces, man.

\- That's what I thought too, how could I have dirt up in my ass!?

Why did the hoody smell like weed?

It was high fashion.

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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide....

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Do you know what moth balls smell like?

How'd you get it's little legs apart?

What does red paint smell like?

Chlorinated rubber, water, isopropanol, titanium dioxide, castoreum

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

What fragrance makes you smell like a million bucks?

Elon's Musk

What do Tesla brand car airfresheners smell like?

Elon Musk

K. I'll show myself out.

What does a Homicidal Lumberjack smell like?

Axe Body Spray

My daughter asked me why there are a lot of soaps that smell like lavender.

I said "It's just a popular smell that a lot of people like, like sweet orange, lemongrass and rosemary." She paused and then nodded and replied:

"Yes, that seems like common scents."

Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke?

Because they came from afar...

What does the inside of the Mandalorian’s helmet smell like?

Fetta Cheese

How do you think burning sperm would smell like?

Genocide

Bad pickup line: Dang girl, you smell like garbage...

Can I take you out?

I’m giving up on these electric toothbrushes. Mine goes through 2 batteries a week and always starts to smell like fish.

On an unrelated side note, my girlfriend has been in a good mood lately.

Why does Russia smell like farts?

Because Vladimir's Pootin

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