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Skin Deep Jokes

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Skin deep.

A man's face was badly burned in a kitchen fire. The doctors agreed that the only hope of restoring it was to do a skin graft.

Unfortunately, he was a very slim dude and there was not enough excess skin to do the procedure. So they took skin from his wife's buttocks.

The operation was...

My mother in law told me that beauty is only skin deep

She must have been born inside out...

Beauty is only skin deep ...

but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

TIL that Dermatologists are not good people

Their care for you is only skin deep.

*Thank ButIamARobot for the idea!

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