Size Doesn't Matter Jokes - 9 Hilarious Size Doesn't Matter Jokes

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Size Doesn't Matter

Why can't guys be like girls and just accept the size of things.

When it's a girl it's like:

"OMG your are Amazing"

when it's a guy:

"Yo, WTF bro you have "

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I hate it when people say 'size doesn't matter'.

It makes me feel as if I have this huge for nothing.

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They say size doesn't matter

But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size .

My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter.

But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.

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My wife told me that size doesn't matter....

But i still wish she didn't have a

I assured to my significant other that size doesn't matter...

when she asked "does this dress make me look fat?" and now she's furious, help--

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Why Chocolate Is Better Than :

- You can GET chocolate.

- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.

- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

- You can have chocolate in in public.

- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.

- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off c...

Does size matter?

Some women say size doesn't matter.

Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow.

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20 reasons chocolate is better than

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6...

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