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Single Ladies Jokes

When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

Single Ladies.

A woman was once buying a very large cucumber, some condoms, and some Vaseline. She gets up to the checkout counter and the cashier says, "I can tell you're single." The flirtatious woman replies, "Oh really, how can you tell that?" The man looks at her with a stern face and says, "Because you're ug...

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All the single ladies

I fucking hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her facebook status to 'single'


I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time and you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.

What do lonely single ladies do on a Friday night?

Netflix and Jill.

In hopes to try to get some free advertising a Department store holds an event for Single ladies that want to meet that "it" guy

On the main floor 1000's of ladies stand in line for their chance to meet single guys, the atmosphere is electric! Groups of ladies stand in line some laughing giddily amongst themselves with an excited look on their face. Peggy sue holds a small raffle ticket in hand that reads she is contestant 70...

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

Ever since I installed AdBlock....

All the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest

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