It feels a bit odd to be Biden our time waiting to see who Trumped this election...
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Shower thoughts are just toilet thoughts
butt cleaner
I can never come up with shower thoughts....
As soon as the water hits me, I feel the pressure.
TIFU by misinterpreting the meaning of shower thoughts and getting banned from the sub
I still think "I like when people get me hot and come inside me" is something a shower would think though.
I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion.
I'm a Bathtist.
What did God say to Saint Peter, when giving him control of the weather?
You have free rain!
(had this idea in the shower, so it's technically a shower thought?)
2020 has given an entirely new meaning to drive-by.
More of a shower thought, but it made me chuckle. My kids were invited to a "birthday drive-by" and I don't ever recall a drive-by being a good thing...
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
Told by my 9 year old son. Thought it was funny. Maybe more of a shower thought.
A programmer dies and meets St Peter outside the pearly gates.
[credit: my gf's shower thoughts]
A programmer dies and meets St Peter outside the pearly gates.
As St Peter goes through his list, he discovers the programmer's name on the list.
"ah, it seems you have too many sins to be permitted into heaven. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have ...
Multiplying by zero is just suicide in math: you don’t really get a solution, but the problem goes away.
Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will
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