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Shower thoughts are just toilet thoughts

butt cleaner

I can never come up with shower thoughts....

As soon as the water hits me, I feel the pressure.

TIFU by misinterpreting the meaning of shower thoughts and getting banned from the sub

I still think "I like when people get me hot and come inside me" is something a shower would think though.

I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion.

I'm a Bathtist.

A programmer dies and meets St Peter outside the pearly gates.

[credit: my gf's shower thoughts]

A programmer dies and meets St Peter outside the pearly gates.

As St Peter goes through his list, he discovers the programmer's name on the list.

"ah, it seems you have too many sins to be permitted into heaven. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have ...

Multiplying by zero is just suicide in math: you donโ€™t really get a solution, but the problem goes away.

Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will

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