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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

There is only one mother

Kids in school were told to write a short essay with the phrase "There is only one mother". The next day in class the Timmy reads "There is only one mother and she takes care of me when I'm sick", next Sarah reads "There is only one mother and she prepares meals for the whole family, does the laundr...

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

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