A blond is driving down a California highway and sees a semi pulled over on the side of the road broken down. She asks the driver "do you need a ride." The semi driver says "no I'll fix the truck but I have 2 chimps that need to get to the San Diego zoo, I'll give you $100 if you take them there."
"Sure" says the lady. He helps her get them strapped in and she was on her way. A few hours later the semi driver got into San Diego and sees this woman walking down the street with the chimps. He pulls over and hollers "What the hell? I gave you $100 to take these chimps to the San Diego zoo." Look...
True Stkry - White driving along a long stretch of Arizona Hwy, 2 nuns ran out of gas.
Remembering they had passed a gas station a few miles back they left their car & walked back to the gas station. Unfortunately the attendant was alone & didn't have a vehicle to loan the nuns or even an extra gas can to give them to at least go back and get their cat started so they could re...
A blond is driving down the road...
A blonde is driving down the road when she notices a brunette skipping along in the middle of her lane. She pulls over, gets out of her car, and as she walks up to the brunette she hears, "31, 31, 31, 31..." So the blonde asks, "What the heck are you doing?"
"I'm having the most fun I've ever...
Why are truck drivers always in accidents?
Because they are semi drivers.
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