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Scotus Jokes

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Six SCOTUS members walk into a bar

And the bartender says, “Get the out of here.”

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I love timezones

In England it's 12PM, in Germany it's 1PM and in the U.S it's 1953.

you, SCOTUS.

Six Supreme Court justices, floating face-down in a river

All 6 conservative members of the SCOTUS got stranded in the woods with only a giant suitcase and a couple of paddles. Then they came to a raging river- it was fast-moving, wide and rocky but only waist deep. They began to bicker over how to get across. Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Gorsuch said "We are st...

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What do senators like tickled during ?

Their SCOTUS

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