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I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only being able to remember even numbers.

What are the odds?

Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely?

You can tell by them always asking you to find the X

In high school math class ...

I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the "designated deriver".

Since y'all liked the monk joke, I modified a joke told by my high school math teacher.

Once there was a king and he attended that monk's temple. One day the monk was late. The king asked him why he was late. And he replied that he had to help his wife with an errand.

"You are so revered monk and yet, you fear your wife!", the king exclaimed.
" Well, everyone fears his wife",...

My High School math teacher passed everybody.

He gave no F's.

why can’t you chug beer and do high school math at the same time?

it’s illegal to drink and derive >:(

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