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What's scarier than a skin-walker?

4 skin-walker

I've never been through anything scarier than that time I tried to breed rabbits.

It was a hare-raising experience.

In Prison Why is The White Guy Scarier Than The Black Guy?

Because the White Guy did it

Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts.

-Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?

-Oh really!? Where?

-Well...pretty much everywhere.

Wanna know what is scarier than a horror game

said horror game’s fanbase.

Whats scarier than seeing a spider in the shower?

Not seeing the spider in the shower.

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty.

(Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)

What's scarier than finding out that you have been in a simulation this whole time?

That you can only talk about it with people who always think you're joking.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Jokes for the week of 4/6-4/12

A French breast scientist advises against wearing bras after a thorough study, thus tying for the best job ever and the best news ever.

A GOP rep said not gays nor NAMBLA can redefine marriage. Thankfully, nine fabulous people in robes can. ‪#suckit‬ ‪#nohomo‬ ‪#somehomo‬ ‪#yeshomo‬

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