You talking to inanimate objects is the reason why your doctor prescribed them to you in the first place.
I’m really bad at saying no to people, especially beautiful women.
Which is ironic because they’re really good at saying no to me.
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"Have you tried saying no to alcohol?" my therapist asked me.
"Yes I did but they don't wanna hear any of it"
The only diet I seem to be able to stick to is the one that just involves saying no to food.
"Is that enough chips for you?"
"No."
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