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Sandusky Jokes

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky...

...how much do you like kids?

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...

... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.

Jerry Sandusky Penn State molestation charges affirmed in Court today.

Will there be a book?
"From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story."

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky.

I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.

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So I was just reading an article about the Sandusky sexual abuse case, only to realize that the article was not about Jerry Sandusky but his son, Jeffery. I guess the old saying is true...

The family that preys together, stays together.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for.

At least 4 or 5.

Lake Zurich High was closed down Monday due to reports of a suspicious package. For help, Police called in Jerry Sandusky, who investigates high school packages all the time.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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