I broke up with my European girlfriend because we weren’t on the same page.
I’m 8 1/2 x 11. She’s A4.
It just didn’t feel right. We didn’t fit together.
In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Everyone reading this.... is on the same page.
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. A man went to the ice cream shop and ordered a chocolate cone...
“I’m sorry, Sir, we’re out of chocolate.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. I’ll have a chocolate cone with sprinkles then.”
“I’m sorry, Sir, but like I told you, we’re out of chocolate.”
“How about a chocolate/vanilla twist, then?”
“Let me ask you something. How do you spell the ‘va...
Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?
They were just never on the same page...
Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate
Clearly they weren't on the same page.
Me and my dad read a book to understand each other better.
but we were never on the same page
A king was settling a dispute with three of his nobles...
...over the appropriate response for a neighboring country expanding it's borders into the kingdom's territory. Unfortunately, none of the nobles were able to focus on the same subject. One noble was discussing interrupting trade while another was shouting to the king to send military traini...
Today I told my girlfriend she should really join Reddit cause...
We'd be on the same page.
My girlfriend and I share a bookmark.
It's good that we're both on the same page.
My friend who died last week left a note stating that his girlfriend was the reason for his suicide.
It was the only time in the last 3 years that they were both on the same page.
Why do Bookworms breakup ?
Because they are not on the same page.
I am glad
... that everyone reading this is on the same page.
Bobby Teem
It's Monday morning, and Bobby Teem has just begun his shift in a cabinet shop.
He takes a board over to the table saw, and just as he starts to make his cut there is a loud snapping sound.
Before he can move, the blade is projected from the saw and cuts into his face, right at eye l...
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