Safe Word Jokes - 14 Hilarious Safe Word Jokes

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Me: Oooooo handcuffs. That's pretty hot!!! What's our safe word?

Cop: Man, what the is wrong with you???

What's the perfect 'safe word'?

Meatloaf

(I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.)

What is the best “safe word”?

Meatloaf, because I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

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My safe word is banana.

After I told my wife "orange you glad I didn't say banana!"

She left me, but it was worth it.

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My ex girlfriend and I had a safe word...

So when things would get a little too rough in the bedroom, she'd yell, "Marry me!" and I would pull out, leave her apartment, and not call her for a few weeks. Super safe.

What is a necrophiliac's safe word?

I'm alive.

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My wife likes to be dominated during , but to be safe before we do it we pick a safe word to say when it get's a bit too rough.

Apparently "Harder" wasn't a good choice...

[] I wish I could remember my safe word...

I want life to stop screwing me.

As she glared at me as we sat in the hospital,

It occurred to me that we probably should've changed our safe word from "pineapple" when we started experimenting with produce.

How do you know your S&M partner works in IT?

They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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Hooked up with a GILF

We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button

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Why did the bank robber die having with the vault?

They didn’t know the safe word.

You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam...

...when you get into "position" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the "safe word"

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Never gonna invite Jesus for another party

Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry .

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