What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks?
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What do you call a Russian tank brigade returning from Ukraine?
An infantry platoon.
Why do Russian tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can watch the Ukrainian tractors gaining on them!
Russian Tanks
"What's the difference between a Russian tank and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? "
"The Russian tank has 4 dirt-bags in it."
Apparently this joke comes from an OLD soviet-era General who apparently liked to tell it almost any time he gave a speeches to his NATO counterparts.
Taxation of captured Russian tanks in USA
Regarding tax treatment of Russian tanks entering USA:
Please be aware that any Russian tanks entering USA are subject to A-10 accelerated depreciation.
Why does Russian tanks have Z sign?
Because most of the dead crews are below 20
My son asked me, "Dad, what does the Z stand for on Russian tanks?"
"Well son", I said, "You've heard of Plan A and when that fails, you go to a Plan B?"
"They're on Plan Z already."
I finally figured what those Zs on the Russian tanks stand for.
It means "Zelensky's"
How do you get all those Russian tanks out from the mud?
Ukraine them out.
A Russian tank is parked up, just outside Kyiv, as dawn breaks...
The driver sticks his head out, feels the morning cold and says *'Chilly today, isn't it?*'.
To which the commander replies, '*No, we haven't finished here yet*'.
(A recycled 1979 Russian invasion of Afghanistan joke)
How long does it take a Russian tank to drive from Moscow to Kyiv?
Depends how many people are pushing.
Meet Alexei, the hero who has destroyed over a dozen Russian tanks!
Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army
How do you remove all the Russian tanks stuck in the fields outside Kyiv?
Ukraine them out.
You know what never gets old?
Russian tank drivers
So my blind date said "Tell me something quirky about yourself" and I said "Whenever I'm talking to someone and I think they're a waste of time, I start blethering on about Russian tanks"
She said "Wow, that's actually kind of weird" and I said "Yeah, but actually, the T-34 and the KVs really gave the Germans a shock in 1941".
It is May 2022 and a Russian army is marching through Finland.
As they pass the border, they hear a Finnish voice over the hill;
"One Finnish tank is better than 10 Russian tanks!"
The Russian general laughs, as he sends 10 T-14 Armata, the most powerful tanks of the Russian military on the hill to capture it. There is the sound of battle for a mi...
Analysis of the tanks is as follows:
American tanks are more effective, however can be spotted easily due to the usage of Fortunate Son whenever a hatch opens.
However, Russian tanks are silent. This is not intentional, as they ran out of fuel.
French tanks have a speed faster in reverse than in forwards.
Similarly...
32 Tanks Enter Ukraine From Russia
Ukrainian grandma says, "What is the difference between a Russian tank and a vacuum cleaner? "
Ukrainian grandpa is getting another drink, but yells, "I don't know" from the cellar.
"There's only one dirtbag in a vacuum," she replies, but no one is in the room to hear her.
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