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COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.

Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...

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Two nuns are driving down a rural country road, when a vampire jumps onto the roof of the car.

Two nuns are driving down a rural country road, when a vampire jumps onto the roof of the car. It starts clawing at the roof and trying to get in. The nun driving says to the nun in the passenger seat, "Lean out the window and show him your cross!", so the nun in the passenger seat rolls down the wi...

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