The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen".
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
I was asked to run today's London marathon.
I said I'm flattered but I don't believe I could organise such a big event.
Me, to the cop: You can’t arrest me. I have a marathon to run today!
Cop: Stop playing the race card!
Why did Mozart run to the bathroom?
To conduct his next movement.
Why did Michael Jackson run to the Gap?
Because he heard that kid's pants were half off!
I hate sidescrolling games on pc where you can only run to the right side
It's d-pressing.
It was supposed to be the town bus drivers' annual 5k fun-run today..
But most of them pulled out without any indication.
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