Two Nuns run out of gas a mile from the gas station.
They are rummaging around the car for a gas can, or some other container to hold the fuel but all they can find is a bed pan.
So they take the bed pan and walk the mile to the station, fill the pan and walk back to the car. ...
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip.
On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” It works, until they run out of gas again.
The second bee steps up and says, “Don’t worry, I’ll pee in the tank. It’ll get us a little further.” I...
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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Three men run out of gas at a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Nothing is in sight and the nearest gas station was far beyond walking distance.
The three men decide to knock on the door and ask the farmer for gas. The farmer agrees to give them gas but only in exchange for a favor. His daughter was desperate to be laid.
The men looked at e...
Two nuns who worked in a hospital were out driving in the country when they ran out of gas. As they were standing beside their car on the shoulder of the road, a truck approached them
Noticing the nuns in distress, the trucker stopped and offered to help. When the nuns explained they had run out of gas, the trucker said he would be more than happy to drain some from his tank, but he didn't have a bucket or a can.
Hearing this, one of the nuns dug out a clean bedpan from th...
A man find a bottle and rubs it, a Genie pops out and tells the man he has three wishes.
The man’s first wish is for infinite wealth. The genie says, “No problem!” And grants the wish. The man’s bank account crashes due to the amount of money it contains!
The man’s second wish is to have a really nice car that will never run out of gas. The Genie says, “Oh man, that’s a tough one...
Two nuns are driving down the road
Two Catholic nuns are driving down the road in a Protestant area. Suddenly, they run out of gas and are stuck on the shoulder. They spot a gas station about a mile ahead and begin to look around their car for something to use as a gas container, but can only find specimen jars with the word "urine" ...
A man ran out of gasoline and walked to a nearby small oiler town.
Fortunately, there was a gas station. . He couldn’t find a gas canister, so he went down the street knocking on each door to find one.
He knocked on one door.
“Hello, I’ve run out of gas and need a gas can. Can you help me?” The woman said “No, but Jolyne can.”
He knocked on Jo...
Blonde to dentist: "What have you stopped for?"
Dentist: "Sorry, I've run out of gas."
Blonde: "Oh no, please don't tell me dentists use that line too!"
My dog drank gasoline
This is one my dad sprung on me when I was a kid. For this one, you've got to tell it completely deadpan. Like, this is totally serious, otherwise it won't work. Tried this out a couple of months ago at the lunch table at work. Had them the whole time until the punchline...they were horrified. When ...
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