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Rumour Has It Jokes

Rumour has it...

Rumour has it that Jesus got so hammered on Good Friday that he didn’t wake up for 3 days.

(Easter Joke... Nailed it.)

Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys

Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz

Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam.

From now on, he will call himself "Muslim Shady."

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There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises.

Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove.

Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

Why won't any sea creatures date oysters?

Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.

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