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Rumour has it...

Rumour has it that Jesus got so hammered on Good Friday that he didn’t wake up for 3 days.

(Easter Joke... Nailed it.)
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Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys

Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz
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Rumour has it Eminem has converted to Islam.

From now on, he will call himself "Muslim Shady."
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There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises.

Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove.

Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
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Why won't any sea creatures date oysters?

Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.
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