A rookie police officer pulls an old biker over for speeding:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
Off...
A rookie police officer notices an older man driving through the middle of a small town at 2 am….
and it had been a pretty slow night and so he decided to pull in over to see if he needed any assistance.
"Where are you going sir?," asked the young officer.
"I am on my way to attend a lecture concerning the negative effects of alcohol on interpersonal relationships," said the man. ...
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