Woke up with Elton John’s Rocket Man stuck in my head, hope it leaves soon
But I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Since Trump nicknamed Kim Jun-Un Rocket Man, when Christmas comes along..
he can call him missile toe.
Joke originally told by my coworker today, who is a master of puns.
Will Trump ever apologize for calling Kim Jong-Un a "rocket man"?
Well I think it's going to be a long, long time...
Why doesn’t Elton John eat lettuce?
Because he’s a Rocket Man
It’s my birthday, enjoy my current favourite joke!!
It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce
he's a rocket man.
"North Korea ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell"
-Rocket Man
Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad
he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"
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