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Road Head Jokes

Why do people think getting road head is so dangerous?

It doesn’t make it any harder to drive this bus.

what’s another name for road head?

van hoover

My boyfriend never likes it when I give him road head.

Every time I try, he yells at me to put my hands back on the wheel.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try road head!

Of course I was down! So we went for a long drive, turned the cruise control on, and she got to work.

It was great.

I don't think I want to try it again though, it was pretty difficult steering from the passenger seat.

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My girlfriend won't give me road head...

She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking.

Fast and Furious [NSFW]

I asked my girlfriend to give me road head and we got into an accident.

I guess next time I should be the one driving.

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A man was getting his physical...

when he then brings up a problem:

Man:Doc, you got to help me. When I wake up, I have a quickie with my wife, then carpool to work with my neighbor's wife who gives me road head, then at work, I pork my secretary for a few hours, then go to lunch at the strip club, where I have a three-way in...

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