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Ring sting

Paddy says to his wife “my bumhole hurts, what’s wrong with it?” She says “ring sting” and he replies “how the fuck would he know?!”

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Had a curry last night

'My arse is burning after that curry last night' I said to my wife.

'Ring sting?' she said.

'What's he going to do about it?' I replied.

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