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Ring Ring Jokes

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A phone rings at the Robertson estate

A phone rings at the Robertson estate.
Hello?
Hi, I'd like to speak with Pat Robertson
Oh, sorry to inform you that he has passed.
Click.
Again the phone rings.
Hello?
(Obviously the same person): Hi, is Pat Robertson there?
I'm sorry to say he is no more.
Click.
Phon...

Ring ring....

Little girl: "Um... hello?"

Caller: ".... Oh hey sweetie, its daddy.... why are you annwering the phone? Where is mommy?"

Little girl: " Um..... mommy says she and uncle Jack are working in the bedroom and i gotta play downstairs......"

Caller: " What!? Honey, you aint got a unc...

*Ring ring* Is your refrigerator running?

No. Do you know someone who can fix it?

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*ring ring*

It's the jerk store. They say they're running out of you.

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