UPJOKE

Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up?

Your feet aren't empty.

Don't Choke!

Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they noticed a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing.

One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?"

She shook her head 'no.' "Kin y...

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